Anything for you, my love.

I love it when you talk insane to me.

I'd love to... Well, feast your eyes on this, honey.

Excuse me, my lovely date seems to be requesting my presence.

She's madly in love with me, and I could care less about her.

Won't you accept this pumpkin as a prelude to our lovely evening together?

On top of a dump truck?

She's out of her mind!

Could I have a puff of your cigarette?

My favorite record of all time!

My way of saying you're special.

Outside of donating plasma, that is.

I'm sorry, I'm just one of those guys that gags at the drop of a hat.

I am Christopher Peterson, escort extraordinaire, here to escort your lovely daughter to the theater and present her with this complimentary pumpkin.

Neither did the rest of the audience.

It kind of turned me on too.

He's just a fat, stupid-looking ball of fur.

Isn't it funny the way ideas just kind of pop into my head out of nowhere sometimes?

Well, you'll have plenty of time to learn.

Yeah, well, that was kind of my idea.