And in the summertime, you got this.

But now, in the future, the past has occurred.

I'm flying around in Egypt land.

We got to be at work in an hour.

Well, no, I'm... I will see you in December.

Unless, uh... Unless Carl pays tribute to the elf and elders in space.

All right, this was Christmas for little Carl in 1968.

I could go make you something in our haunted kitchen.

And Christmas was celebrated at each full moon in front of the great red ape.

But, uh, I'm not gonna get humped by a giant red gorilla in space, okay?

That's just what I want to do is, uh, you know, get nude in your house.

So you've been in the neighborhood long, or... Well, I mean, we moved here, next to Carl, but... Hey, we're back here!

But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.

Dang, it makes me sad that they had to open their toys in front of an ape and they were all made out of doo-doo.

Look, at first I thought this was that stuff that turns red when you pee in it, because I had to pee here a number of times.