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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

3.2s

A full house? You got a full house?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

2.4s

- You're holding a flush. - I don't have a flush.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

4.2s

- Oh, that's a Kinney lot? - Yeah. There's a space opening and...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

2.6s

Why not get a toupee with a rubber band for water-skiing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

1.7s

So you called the cop a pig?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

1.5s

Still owe me a secret.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

2s

I wanna be a pirate.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

2.2s

No, it's not a date.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

3.5s

Jake. Jake, take a look.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

5s

In 1979, I ticketed a brown Dodge Diplomat for parking in a church zone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

1.7s

It'd be, like, 50 a month.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

2.1s

Fifty bucks a month? That's incredible.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

1.8s

It's like a game of tag.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

2s

- A regular face. - No, it isn't.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

1.4s

Two pair? Three of a kind?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

3s

Smugness is not a good quality.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

1.4s

I thought it was a date.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

2s

...the thing is I've been living a lie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

3s

Well, frankly, you can't keep a secret.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

2.3s

George, you decided to get a rug.