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Family Guy(1999) - S17E01 Married with Cancer

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I have cancer.

Family Guy(1999) - S17E01 Married with Cancer

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Oh, you know, cancer?

Family Guy(1999) - S17E01 Married with Cancer

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But cancer doesn't have me.

Family Guy(1999) - S17E01 Married with Cancer

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A-Are you the dog who's marrying the cancer girl?

Family Guy(1999) - S17E01 Married with Cancer

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none of you say anything about cancer.

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The cancer did not respond to treatment

Family Guy(1999) - S17E01 Married with Cancer

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after our profile of the Cancer Girl

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or get married or have kids.

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I'm not ready to be married.

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Oh, my God, I thought I smelled cancer.

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six months worth of cancer-farts built up.

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Are you guys still leaving?

Family Guy(1999) - S17E01 Married with Cancer

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to a guy named John Selvaggio

Family Guy(1999) - S17E01 Married with Cancer

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(FARTS CONTINUE WITH EACH STEP)

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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪

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♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪

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See? I told you. But at least I don't have cancer,

Family Guy(1999) - S17E01 Married with Cancer

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who hangs out with multiracial friends

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if you wore my tux from when I got married.

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- but you're a good guy. - Thank you, Quagmire.