Pa, Skipper found some onions.

But Skipper found some on the way, and we didn't have to bother nobody.

Ever since she found out it wasn't a washing machine, she ain't been more than three feet away from it.

Tops and all?

Fine and dandy.

You count to three, and I'll draw and fire.

Well, come and shoot him.

In addition, raccoons act natural and don't put on airs as do skunks and old turnips.

I sure would, and Elmer would, too.

Him and Ellie sure hit it off.

Fancy him with the broad shoulders and hat.

He only loves his horse and his dog.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

You and me are gonna have to jug together.

Now go the back way and get your father.

Skipper... wash these and drop them in the pot.

And how is my strong, handsome Manley hero today?

Get up off that floor and stir the stew.

And I've dreamed of the day when I could get close enough to throw my arms around you and kiss you.

You see, Granny, some heroes is fighters and some heroes is lovers, and I reckon that little cowboy is a lover.