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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.8s

...and Gerald Ford and I took it in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.5s

...and it's going in my chart.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.2s

...and they're smoothing it out for me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.5s

...demanding my stuff back and finally I lose it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.1s

...for a couple of days and get it airbrushed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.2s

...stole the photograph and airbrushed myself out of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.9s

He said he didn't care. God, I love that place.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

4.2s

...and we'll bend it so it'll short out the entire circuit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

4.1s

I grab their boom box and I chuck it into the ocean.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.7s

- And on your dates. - And shopping.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.6s

And actually...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.7s

It looks real, doesn't it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

4.1s

It does itch. Maybe I will go down to Kruger and talk to her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

4s

...because I believe in that, but as far as you and I are concerned, it's off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.3s

And to the bathroom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.9s

...it's no picnic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.1s

It went okay.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.2s

Still got it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.8s

Of course not. Wash it, dry it, move on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.2s

You'll get used to it. It's like a rugby scrum.