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Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

3.2s

l love it. New office, new salary. l'm the new Wilhelm.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

3.7s

Every time you shave it, it's gonna come in thicker and fuller and darker.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

3.1s

...and condense it down into one day, it looks decent.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

2.6s

...and sort of does its own thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

3.4s

ls that a Mexican Hairless? l love those.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

1.9s

...then it is my air and my idea.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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And l was trying to even it out. And the next thing l knew:

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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My chest hair's growing back, and it's itching me like crazy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Oh, hairless. This is where it's at. lt's so much smoother and cleaner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Forget it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

4s

Why is it every half-wit and sitcom star has his own book out now?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

2.5s

-Well, women do it. -''Well, women do it.''

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Can't do it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Won't it? Or has it already started to happen?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

3.6s

Yeah, my parents have it. Sometimes it skips a generation.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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No, no, it is.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

4.6s

-What is--? What is that? -Look at it! Look at it!

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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...and l can't drive and argue with you rubes all at the same time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

1.9s

...and your three-legged dog, Willy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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And l'm still gonna be here.