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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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I'd rather be dead.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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It just keeps coming and coming and coming.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Every day it piles up more and more and you gotta get it out...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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...and it's supposed to make them feel good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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...and he'd rub it all over my body.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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...and as it turns out, the woman knew Gandhi.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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I might drop dead today, but I sure as hell wasn't born yesterday.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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You got Jerry Va/e Sings Ita/ian Love Songs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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I have friends that would really love to have these.

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I'm not afraid to die, and I never think about it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Then the bar code reader breaks, and it's Publishers Clearing House day!

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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They say all it is is you go over to their apartment and...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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It's my goitre, isn't it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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No. Not a bit. It's nothing. It's nothing. It's...

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...and come back with a gun and shoot everybody?

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- I don't like it. - I don't like it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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It's a miracle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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- Get you going, right there. - ... and very big Brahman cows and...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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You were going on and on and on about how you wanna...