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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Of course I wanted it! I love sponge cake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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They love heat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- He loves that pen. - Come on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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It requires hard work, dedication, and commitment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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You wanna switch? I'm on a love seat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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And Friday, we're leaving, so it's like two days, really.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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I mean, you subtract showers and meals, it's like 20 minutes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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He talks about it all the time. He goes on and on...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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He gave my son a pen, and then he takes it back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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He could have said, Thank you, and put it back in his pocket.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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But it's real, it's water.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- Take it. - I can't take it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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And scuba diving.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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So I get in the water in this thing, and it's, like, floating around me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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So, that's $17.10, and the tax and the tip.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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I'll hide it so nobody can find it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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It's right in my back. It's killing me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- Did I take it? - You didn't want it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- I don't want it. - I don't want it!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Is it the humidity? Is it the Muzak?