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King of the Hill (1997) - S01E02 Comedy

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They found the Substitute Teacher of the Year.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E02 Comedy

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Give the kids the proper names for things.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E02 Comedy

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Yes, the penis.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E02 Comedy

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Well, you're the expert.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E02 Comedy

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"The Loveliness of Woman."

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E02 Comedy

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You mean the penis?

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E02 Comedy

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All I'm saying is, keep the government out of the bedroom business.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E02 Comedy

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Go all the way, honey! - Yeah! Go all the way, you perv!

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E02 Comedy

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Don't knock it. We got the long end of the stick on that one.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E02 Comedy

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It's called the double standard, Bobby.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E02 Comedy

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The point is, there is no way my son is learning the how-tos of romance...

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E02 Comedy

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that the UN's been trying for years.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E02 Comedy

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That's when the Chinese'll come marching in.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E02 Comedy

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Hank, I couldn't get the words out.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E02 Comedy

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We call this machine the Matchmaker 500.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E02 Comedy

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The health teacher is a trained professional.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E02 Comedy

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And then you turn the page, it...

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E02 Comedy

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Please leave a message at the tone.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E02 Comedy

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to be teaching Bobby the facts of life.

King of the Hill (1997) - S01E02 Comedy

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My daddy told me the facts of life...