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Archer (2009) - S03E02 Animation

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I don't wanna...

Archer (2009) - S03E02 Animation

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Woodhouse, you sneaky old fiend.

Archer (2009) - S03E02 Animation

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Happy birthday, sir.

Archer (2009) - S03E02 Animation

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Thanks, Woodhouse. This is amazing. Seriously, you outdid yourself.

Archer (2009) - S03E02 Animation

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That's not all, sir.

Archer (2009) - S03E02 Animation

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Uh, sorry about that, sir.

Archer (2009) - S03E02 Animation

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It's okay. I'll wait while you make me a new birthday breakfast not covered in garbage.

Archer (2009) - S03E02 Animation

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It's not garbage, sir, it's...

Archer (2009) - S03E02 Animation

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Scraps of paper, Woodhouse, which, by definition, yes, is garbage.

Archer (2009) - S03E02 Animation

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Afraid I don't have the ingredients to recreate this exact breakfast, sir.

Archer (2009) - S03E02 Animation

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Okay, then make Nutella waffles.

Archer (2009) - S03E02 Animation

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Damn it. Nutella steak and eggs?

Archer (2009) - S03E02 Animation

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Today's my shopping day.

Archer (2009) - S03E02 Animation

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Why do you even bother...

Archer (2009) - S03E02 Animation

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...living?

Archer (2009) - S03E02 Animation

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No time to talk, Popeye. It's my birthday.

Archer (2009) - S03E02 Animation

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Were you gonna say happy birthday? Don't bother. Happy birthday to me.

Archer (2009) - S03E02 Animation

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Mm-hm.

Archer (2009) - S03E02 Animation

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I wonder what the guys at the office have planned for my birthday.

Archer (2009) - S03E02 Animation

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Wonder if Fudgie The Whale will be there. Or Cookie Puss. Heh, heh.