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American Dad! (2005) - S10E18 Seizures Suit Stanny

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I, Stan Smith, solemnly vow to carry myself as she did.

American Dad! (2005) - S10E18 Seizures Suit Stanny

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Oh, they're dumb as shit now, Stan.

American Dad! (2005) - S10E18 Seizures Suit Stanny

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no more texting in the Smith family.

American Dad! (2005) - S10E18 Seizures Suit Stanny

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Stan! I have zero bars!

American Dad! (2005) - S10E18 Seizures Suit Stanny

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Hold on a minute, Stan.

American Dad! (2005) - S10E18 Seizures Suit Stanny

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Oh, God, Stan! How did this happen?

American Dad! (2005) - S10E18 Seizures Suit Stanny

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Okay, Stan, I want you on bed rest.

American Dad! (2005) - S10E18 Seizures Suit Stanny

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Yeah, there's no way Francine lets that fly, Stan.

American Dad! (2005) - S10E18 Seizures Suit Stanny

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to prove your point to Hayley that texting and driving is bad.

American Dad! (2005) - S10E18 Seizures Suit Stanny

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As long as that mainframe exists,

American Dad! (2005) - S10E18 Seizures Suit Stanny

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Buddy, you just missed the whole point of my lesson.

American Dad! (2005) - S10E18 Seizures Suit Stanny

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Sure, it was tight and clean, and I'm as hard as concrete,

American Dad! (2005) - S10E18 Seizures Suit Stanny

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that means you can break my texting rules.

American Dad! (2005) - S10E18 Seizures Suit Stanny

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It appears vaudeville is alive and well in cyberspace.

American Dad! (2005) - S10E18 Seizures Suit Stanny

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Well, maybe it should be. I could use a break.

American Dad! (2005) - S10E18 Seizures Suit Stanny

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as a little incentive to learn German.

American Dad! (2005) - S10E18 Seizures Suit Stanny

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As for you, a traumatic event like this

American Dad! (2005) - S10E18 Seizures Suit Stanny

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I'm gonna up your medication as a precaution.

American Dad! (2005) - S10E18 Seizures Suit Stanny

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in the swimming pool.

American Dad! (2005) - S10E18 Seizures Suit Stanny

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There is no pressure.