and men hand over hundreds of their hard-earned dollars.

Sandman's a-calling. Shh. That's right. That's right.

- Sorry I ruined your plan. - Sorry I called you ugly.

God, what are those called, the little pink with coconut? They're really good.

- Firing pin. - Hammer.

- Easy game. Name the gun part. - Breech bolt.

- Muzzle. - Point for Steve. Good one.

- Breech bolt. - Steve guessed it.

- Yeah, what are you, an idiot? - Say that in mein bowl. I dare you.

Wow, Hayley, some dye job. The carpet match the curtains?

- What did you do? - I dyed it at a Green Party rally.

You missed family game night for that? Wash it out. You look like a slutty wad of money.

- No way. - Yes, way. She started it.

- It's my hair. I'm keeping it. - What's wrong with that girl?

Do I have to smell of BO and hump a redwood to get through to her?

Stan, I'm sure this green hair thing is a phase. I bet by tomorrow she'll already be over it.

Something tells me you're right.

Big Foot's baking sugar cookies and Santa wants to take you to the Oscars.

- How's your French toast? - Smelly and ungrateful.

But this American toast is delicious.