The deal was, you be quiet, I let you stay.

No, this place is a mess.

I'm not sure I can think in a place this messy.

We may be trapped.

Look, I'm saying you're a firefighter, you don't understand the intricacies of this.

How are we still having this conversation?

How are you still here?

You slide down a little pole, you go out, you save cats and kids acting stupid and noble, and the world needs that.

But I win elections for the good guys and the world needs that too.

Stupid and noble.

I didn't mean... Yeah, you did.

What would it take for you to just lay off and let me do my thing?

Okay, slide down that pole.

You're joking.

The people who slide down that pole are part of the Stupid and Noble Firefighter Club.

They are the only ones I listen to about firefighter stuff.

Go ahead, come on.

This is literally a primary school catwalk playground.

Yeah, totally.

Just, you know, kid stuff, because we're just big, dumb kids who fight fires.