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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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- It's just a stomach thing. - Yuck.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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...and they can issue a warrant for an embrace.

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Oh, and one more thing, bring the shoes.

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A different name for the butler?

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...and on page three, for example...

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I snubbed for a year. Nothing.

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- Excuse me for a second. - What?

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Oh, come on. Wait a second. This whole thing is ridiculous.

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And I'm paying for this. She's my employee.

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They used to use the bouillabaisse for a toilet.

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You were like you just put a quarter in one of those metal things...

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That kind of comedy, that's a little broad for us.

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Like he wouldn't do the same thing if Elaine walked by in a low-cut dress.

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- I thought your mother's paying for it. - And she slaves to earn every penny...

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We couldn't write for a woman. We didn't know what you would say.

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- All right, what size are you? - Seven and a half.

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...to Russell Dalrymple, the president of NBC, and he ate it up with a spoon.

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...so that someday I might be able to walk up to a woman and say: