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Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

3.3s

Where I sleep, where I come to play with my toys.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

3s

Right. So I called my friend-- You know, the one who set us up?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

1.7s

-You find out who stabbed him? -Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

2.3s

It's my apartment, Eldridge.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

2.3s

I can't be with someone who doesn't break up nicely.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

4.3s

...and he lives down the hall from my home. My home, Elaine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

3.6s

-Well, what am I gonna wear? -My uniform from my rookie year.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

2.8s

Plus they botched my vasectomy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

3.1s

-I tried my best. -Exactly.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

2.4s

Was that the one? Was that the one who stabbed you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

2.5s

Elaine, Newman is my sworn enemy...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

2.2s

My parents were looking at me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

3.5s

-That's not a booth. -Who says we have to sit in a booth?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

2.3s

You moving away is my dream too.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

1.6s

Wait a minute. That is my apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

1.7s

Come on, come check out my new place.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

1.8s

-How do you know? -It's in my book:

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

2.9s

-Just swallow them. -Oh, my throat's too tender.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

2.8s

...to remember my childhood a little more clearly.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

2.6s

They knew it wasn't me doing my route.