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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

1.3s

Who are you having dinner with?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2s

Party of four? Who are we meeting?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

1.6s

It's my change.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

3.2s

- I'm waiting for my shirt. - You got your shirt in my oven?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

1.2s

...for not taking my head...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

1.8s

This Costanza. Where's my calzone?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.1s

Who did you bet was in Star Wars? Sammy Davis Jr.?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.4s

Hey, hey, you steal my money?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

1.9s

Hey, Elaine, you gotta feel my pants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

1.9s

...I want a calzone of my own.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.4s

...and smashing my face through the glass countertop.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2s

Everybody out. I've got eggplant on my mind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.5s

My friend put them in the pizza oven.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

3.1s

- Number 49. - You know, my last name is Costanza.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

2.3s

You're supposed to deliver my calzones. We had a deal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

3s

- Or I break your head open like a-! - Oh, my God.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

4s

Well, today I won't be going on my route, will I?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

3.4s

...it's not my way to intrude on the personal lives of close friends-

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

3.3s

And I always take care of my paisanos, so here's a little something-

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

4.5s

I believe the deal was that I get your calzones on my route.