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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Who could love me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-The who? -The tobacco companies.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Who is Pericles? -Pericles is correct.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Who is Sir Arthur Conan Doyle?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It's my allure, my twinkle, you know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Jerry, you know, my face is my livelihood.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Who are you gonna eat to survive? -Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-It's not complicated. -Now, who are you again?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, my God.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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A powwow? Who told you to have a powwow?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Oh, my God. -What's wrong?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, my God, you had sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Portuguese? -Yeah, my cleaning lady is Portuguese.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, my vacation was restful, resplendent, magnificent.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Well, this is my boyfriend, Dr. Ben Galvant.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What about my dream of dating a doctor?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I calculated my odds of ever getting together...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I can do six weeks standing on my head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...but I still have to pass my licensing exam.