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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-What happened to your face? -What?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Wait a second. I know what's happening.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I heard what happened at the school. They can't bump you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Nothing's getting through. You're stupid.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Just because a person's a smoker doesn't mean he's not a human being.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What? What is going on? What is that about?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, just by conversing, you can really learn a lot about a person.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What? What are you talking about?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I just wanna clear my head. It has nothing to do with you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-What? -I think.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What did you expect?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-What? What is with all these books? -I stopped having sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What is tungsten or wolfram?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Louise. That's what's doing it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Oh, my God. -What's wrong?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So, what did you do?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-So fast? What about me? -No.