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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise

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We been spending most our lives

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Living in an Amish paradise

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I've churned butter once or twice

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Living in an Amish paradise

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It's hard work and sacrifice

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Living in an Amish paradise

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We sell quilts at discount price

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Living in an Amish paradise

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A local boy kicked me in the butt last week

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I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek

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I really don't care, in fact I wish him well

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'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell

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But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it

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An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of

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I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat

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And my homies all I agree I really look good in black... fool

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If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears

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We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years

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But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare

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We're just technologically impaired