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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise

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I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like

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Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool

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Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter

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At 4: 30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows

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I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline

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A local boy kicked me in the butt last week

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I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek

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We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years

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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

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On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife

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We been spending most our lives

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Living in an Amish paradise

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I've churned butter once or twice

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Living in an Amish paradise

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It's hard work and sacrifice

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Living in an Amish paradise

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We sell quilts at discount price

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Living in an Amish paradise

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I really don't care, in fact I wish him well

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'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell