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"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise

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It's hard work and sacrifice

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It's as primitive as can be

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But you'd probably think it bites

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Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

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But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it

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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

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I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

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But that's just perfect for an Amish like me

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You know, I shun fancy things like electricity

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At 4: 30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows

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Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool

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And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that

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Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone

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I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline

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Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin

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But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine

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We been spending most our lives

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Living in an Amish paradise

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I've churned butter once or twice

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Living in an Amish paradise