Here's the game plan

Why don't you bring the car around - I'm not the driver

It's called the friend zone

with the guys she's actually dating

You're opening up the harbor, Brad.

Oh. The harbor is wide open

I don't get the whole girls thing

That's the worst advice anyone can give you

Your father hasn't met the new, evolved, Dusty

I just want to find the perfect together Christmas tree

You wanna be like Brad and be in the friend zone or do you wanna be like Dad and get in the end zone?

Don't you want to spend the holiday's with your one true, real, dad?

We're not doing the back and forth thing - Nope. I just said that

You invited him all the way up here just to get back at me?

He's never played sports, ever.

What?

What? Maybe it's stuck to his hand

Where's my big man?!

Muah!

So, this co-dad thing, you gotta ask another man permission to see your own kids?