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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Look away, I'm-- I'm hideous.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...but they're not going away, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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That's the dream of becoming a doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-That's Ohio, Jerry. -I've heard of Ohio, Katie...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I got lost on the way over.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You got 1 1 minutes?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Isn't bunk bad? Like, that's a lot of bunk?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You got any matches? -Middle drawer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Well, that kind of brings us to why I'm here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I got you an assembly. -An assembly?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What, you got a smokers' lounge in there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...into the ashbin of society.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You got an ashtray? -I don't have any ashtrays.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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We got a soccer game in Chile. Anyway, the plane crashes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Jackie, I think I got a case against the tobacco companies.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Got lost? We went to school here for three years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Kramer's got more muscle, higher protein content. It's better for you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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All right. I'll see you, Phil. I've got room for two...