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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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You know it. I know it. Vegetable Lasagna here knows it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.2s

...I was over there and you were over here...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Do you know how hard it's getting just to tell people I know you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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I know, I hate it too. I feel like an out-of-work porn star.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Oh, tell me about it. I don't know why I ever took you back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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You know what I mean?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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I'm shaving with it. And you know what?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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My face feels so good, I'm gonna use it all over my body.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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You know, I cannot stand this thing anymore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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-David, you are so funny. -Yeah, I know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.4s

It must comforting to know you'll be going to hell...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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What's going on over there with you and...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.1s

I don't know how a fish could eat laughs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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You know, I think, ultimately, I'm upset with myself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.7s

I don't know. I like stuff you don't have to think about much.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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That's it. I cannot take this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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I mean, if it's a lamp...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.8s

You know, old friend...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

1.8s

Well, I'm glad I brought it up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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-No, feel it. -I don't want to.