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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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Evening, weekends, whenever you have free time.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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Yeah, look at me. I was free and clear.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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Your story's the one.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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No one was the wiser.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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My duties with the Yankees--

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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I tried one too.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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Elaine, Mr. Peterman on line one.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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Well, it wouldn't have without your friend Jerry's inspirational words.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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But with punching and kicking.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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...with a little big-city...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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...we'll leave you alone with her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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...with some sort of bachelor paradise.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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Not from him, not from Newman, no one.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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You there, on the motorbike, sell me one of your melons.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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-I can't give people orders. -No one's gonna listen to you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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But what's important is that your relationship with Susan...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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First time I sparred with an opponent I was terrified.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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It's weak. No one's gonna buy it, and you shouldn't be selling it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E01 The Foundation

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I can't argue with that, but the fact remains I was completely....