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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.7s

You tell them that the car was stolen, and then you get another one free.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.5s

Preferably one with some paint thinner and some rags?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

1.2s

Buenos días, my friend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.4s

...and the women that I frequent with.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

1.4s

Now, who's with me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.4s

Yes. And where would the absolute nearest one be?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

2.9s

See, he came up with the idea for the rubber band.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

2.1s

What's with all these flags?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

1.7s

...with an I'm sorry wave.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

2.2s

Is that one of those laser pointers?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.3s

Well, I, for one, really respect that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.2s

You know, my friend Bob Saccamano made a fortune off of those.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

2.1s

Like that paddle with the ball and rubber band.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

2.7s

But that's a one-way street coming this way.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3s

- One more lane to go. - All right. We're here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.9s

Excuse me. Are you the guy with that funny laser?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.1s

I think someone has one of those funny laser pointers.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.2s

Give me a box of those and one of those.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.2s

I just have one thing to say to you boys.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

2s

How you can unwind with that clock ticking?