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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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My new secretary, Ada, came up with that one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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One seventy-five?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...right by the elevator, with the little-

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- One hundred bucks. - Surely you jest.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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So go buy a new one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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That's good. The chocolate ones are good too.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...with a white-wine intravenous.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...and you're one step ahead of me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- No? - No. Because you're taking that one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Not that I was ever one for the sweets.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...stepping out with my houndstooth jacket.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...I sat down with Mr. Steinbrenner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Don't know why I didn't have one before.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...and then sequestered in a one-bedroom suite...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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On the one hand, here, you're guaranteed a great meal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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One time I got picked up by a bakery truck.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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It's a total-protection moisturizer with UVA. Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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With all due respect, sir, it's out of whack.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Men want women with shaved legs and armpits, plucked eyebrows.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I've seen a lot of two-headed tigers with knees.