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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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My friends, who I don't even like...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-You asked her to move in with you? -I gotta stay one step ahead of Neil.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-Number-one dad. -Yeah.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Number one, signing off.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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...the other one wants to bench-press the casket.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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There's room for one more.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-Hello. -Hey, Jerry. Number one here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Look, no one is lifting anything.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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You think that you are the number-one dad?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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What is with this family?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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I'm very happy with George.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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-All right. -Yeah. I owe you one.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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...except for one minor yet crucial detail.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Well, I'll show you who's number one.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Ladies and gentlemen, in just one moment...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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You could do a lot worse than Mr. Peanut, my friend.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Yeah, he's pretty upset I broke up with him to go out with you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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Hey, one for Sack Lunch. It's good, right?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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...which means I'm better than just number one.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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This one's for you, Pop. It's go time.