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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-The guy with the lizard? -Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.4s

They see one on the road.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

...and the part obsessed with sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.2s

Why wouldn't you eat me? I'm your best friend.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3s

Hey, kids, what's the deal with homework?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

With me, or in general?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.4s

Oh, it's Sue Ellen Mischke, this old braless friend I hate.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, Rick, this is an old, old friend of mine. Elaine Benes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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With due respect, I went there...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

What? You're breaking me up with me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You had sex with Louise. -No, the Portuguese waitress.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I've taken it three times. I almost passed the last one.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I don't wanna be one of those guys. -What guys?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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--I really enjoyed watching a documentary with Louise.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

-You gonna break up with her? -I don't know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

Sounds like they're trying to screw with your head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.3s

But with no-sex Louise, this previously useless lump...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I stopped having sex with Ben three days ago...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I think it has something to do with me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-One of you has to go on. -All right. I'll do it.