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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

3.7s

As a kid, while kids were out playing, I'd be in my room practicing kissing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.7s

- What's the difference? - George, I was just kidding around.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

3.7s

...abdicating the throne to marry Mrs. Simpson.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

1.3s

Yeah. All right.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.2s

All this power!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

3.4s

...and the lepers and the commandments and all that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

1.3s

- Okay. All right. - Okay.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.7s

- That's all there is to it? - That's all there is to it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.3s

Are you? Well, that's wonderful.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.3s

Women are drawn to you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.4s

People ask me medical questions all the time.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

3.6s

Are you familiar with Orthodox theology?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

3.4s

Oh, George. You are so sweet.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.3s

Well, we can't all be dating podiatrists.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

3.1s

I hardly slept last night with all the scratching.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.6s

George? What are you doing in there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

3s

- Are you ready, my son? - Yes, "faddah."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

3.3s

- How you doing in there? - Fine. All done.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.1s

...stir up all these feelings inside of her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

2.3s

- Where are you going? - To wash my hands.