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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Seems like a long time, doesn't it? It is.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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...where nothing seemed to happen for months at a time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Nothing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Do nothing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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No, it offends me as a comedian.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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It seems like every week a whole new set of problems...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Well, I wouldn't go as far as that.

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These reports you handed in, it's almost as if...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Hey, my parents are just as crazy as yours.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Is it? Look at this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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...how is it you're not taken?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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-No, that's not it. -Oh, I think it is.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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She'll probably enjoy showing it off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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-How is it a write-off? -They just write it off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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It's our sense of humor that sustained us as a people for 3000 years.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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How is it that a man like you...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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-What--? What is that? -Jerry, look at it!

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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-That's exactly what it is! -Why couldn't you wait?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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And this offends you as a Jewish person?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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...see, the thing is...