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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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One of the family.

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No one knows.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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I'm the one who's dying.

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I mean, one is bigger than the next.

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I don't understand. We had one date...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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One hundred percent. I got a big problem.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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We have one with a bright young comedian, Jerry Seinfeld.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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According to most studies, people's number-one fear is public speaking.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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I'm gonna rip him a new one if he doesn't leave me alone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Hi, my name is Bill, and the one thing I'm worried about is having a stereo...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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How do you decide which ones to wear? I'd go crazy if I had to decide.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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The high heels, the pantyhose, the makeup.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Where's the bathroom?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Oh, the sisters.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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What's the matter?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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You're the guy from the Calvin Klein underwear ads.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Why did you eat the top off the muffins?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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I think if you go down the hall, it's on the right at the very end.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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...you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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She's got the dogs with her in the hotel room.