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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

-The who? -The tobacco companies.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

-The guy with the lizard? -Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

"Winnie-the-" blank.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.8s

The Portuguese waitress?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

The intellect, represented here...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.5s

So the hospital called.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.9s

The no-sex thing is having the reverse affect on you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

...but the only thing I have is in the non-filter section.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4s

The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

You ready for the assembly and what you'll say about the Yankees?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4s

You could read the paper through the whole thing, if you want.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.8s

-Bye. Bye. -Okay, you're the--

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.5s

...into the ashbin of society.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

No, it's Winnie-the-Pooh.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3s

Rugged? The man's a goblin.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

At least there was the possibility.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

...and the part obsessed with sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.9s

Hey, we won the World Series.