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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Your first reaction, or one of your friends, will say:

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I visit my grandparents, they're eating big brisket sandwiches.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Well, no, he didn't call it. Bang. He has to call it. Case closed.

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Strictly prohibited, but if you absolutely must, do us all a big favour...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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The crook has the machine. The messages aren't for him...

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The door.

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The door...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- What about the couch? - You like the couch?

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- You found the place. - You won the choose.

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We're aware of the proximity to the park.

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...he's the crook.

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What's the rent?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- The door? You left the door open? - I was bringing the spatula right back.

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It's the most impenetrable lock on the market today.

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I'm on the case, buddy. I'm on the case.

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Call the police. You really should call the police.

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You know the Englishman who lives down the hall?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Oh, by the way, I know about the stuff.

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These are the guys who got us the apartment.

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- If only the coin hadn't hit the table. - The table is interference, you know it.