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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

2.4s

- Pardon me? - Books. That's what you do?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

3.1s

That's right, ignore me. That's real polite.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

3.1s

Hey, Jerry, do me a favor. Next time you see that lineswoman...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

2.1s

It's not you. It's me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

3.2s

"It's not you. It's me."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

4.1s

You're giving me the "it's not you, it's me" routine?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

4.9s

I invented "it's not you, it's me." Nobody tells me it's them, not me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

2.2s

- What? - "You want me to sleep with you?"

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

2.8s

- Take me with you. - I can't.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

3.6s

- George, it's you. - You are damn right it's me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

3.6s

She tried to give me the "it's not you, it's me" routine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

3.3s

You are kidding. That is amazing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

3.2s

See, the stagecoach. Now, that would've been a good situation for me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

2s

I think you made that whole thing up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

2.8s

You get rid of me, now the two of you are gonna sleep together?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

3.5s

I hear you got some lip reader working for you. Let me use her once.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

1.9s

That you had ice cream all over your face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

3.6s

...that you hire out for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

2.6s

Come on. If she's that superficial, you don't want her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader

2.9s

You are kidding me. How am I supposed to get to this meeting?