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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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I set off down a train tunnel.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Come on, sit down.

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-The next thing I knew-- -A train is bearing down on you?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Save you a lot of trouble.

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...and all of a sudden they just stop.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-I'll make a note of it. -Hey, Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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I can't. I gotta go down to the foundation.

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Are you looking deep down at the real person underneath?

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Don't you see? The train is bearing down on you...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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I suppose I have to get a piece of cake.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Oh, I bought a bunch of bunion stories from Newman.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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If there's one person you should be able to hold down...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and you run into a whole band of underground tunnel dwellers.

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Of course.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and it actually counts down how much time you have left to live.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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A friend of mine almost got beat up at that place by the Van Buren Boys.

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...with a tilting desk and a big ruler?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...I'm a writer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and biases of standardized tests.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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I'm not buying any of this.