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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I know. I know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Listen, I massage who I want when I want.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I thought I saw a face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Oh, Jer, I gotta go. I gotta go.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- No, I can't. - Yes. Come on, I know...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Well, I think I can still catch her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Neither do I.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Because I thought I picked up a little something.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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But I mean... Well, let's say I was you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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And I decided I was gonna change my name-

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I wanna know what I did to this woman.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I have to tell you, I really don't like him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I was running late, and I didn't have a chance...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Sweetheart, I was exaggerating.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Elaine, I was adopted.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I find it soothing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I like carrots, but I'm in Idaho, I want a potato.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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So I said to her, "Can I ask you a question?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I know if I could spend some time alone with her...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- I didn't pick up anything. - The second time I sent noodles back...