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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E22 The Parking Space

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I bought the Ginsu knife.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E22 The Parking Space

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I did buy the Ginsu knife.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E22 The Parking Space

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I know, you can't believe it, but I did, I swear. I saw it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E22 The Parking Space

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It was late, I'm watching...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E22 The Parking Space

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...and it started making sense to me. I'm thinking:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E22 The Parking Space

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Yeah, cut through the shoe, cut through the can, yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E22 The Parking Space

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Yeah, I want that.

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So I called up the number on the screen, you know...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E22 The Parking Space

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...and I said, I'd like to order the Ginsu knife.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E22 The Parking Space

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And the lady went, Really?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E22 The Parking Space

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I mean, even the Ginsu people have given up.

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It's really so sad, you know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E22 The Parking Space

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I guess, to be honest, if you need a knife that can cut through a shoe...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E22 The Parking Space

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...perhaps you're not buying the highest grade of meat available.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E22 The Parking Space

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Maybe you ought to think about not getting the hoof cut once in a while.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E22 The Parking Space

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What is it about sleep that makes you so thirsty?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E22 The Parking Space

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Do dreams require liquid?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E22 The Parking Space

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It's not like I'm running a marathon, I'm just lying there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E22 The Parking Space

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What the hell? Why is the door open?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E22 The Parking Space

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- Kramer, what are you doing here?! - Jerry, now calm down. It's okay.