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Ted 2 (2015)

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MAN 1: Ted! MAN 2: Ted! Over here!

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MALE NARRATOR: We are often told

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that happily-ever-afters exist only in the pages of fairy tales

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and in the naive minds of sheltered innocents.

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And yet, on this bright, sunny, Boston afternoon,

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a talking teddy bear is about to marry his girlfriend,

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proving two things.

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Happy endings can come true for anyone.

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And America doesn't give a shit about anything.

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Do you, Tami-Lynn IVlcCafferty,

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take this teddy bear to be your lawfully wedded husband?

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I do.

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SAM: And do you, Ted,

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take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

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Fuckin' A right, I do!

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Then, by the power vested in me,

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I now pronounce you husband and wife.

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You may kiss the bear.

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(ALL cHEERING)

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Thank you, folks. We're going to take a short break