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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

- I don't have any plants. - I have plants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.3s

...do not feel like you have to take it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

You don't have to call it. That's a rule!

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.7s

Why did I put out two? Why did I put out two?!

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

...and I threw out my couch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.3s

- I know what you're saying now. - It's time you got out of here, anyway.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

...as a kid, you have a certain way of working out disagreements.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.7s

- Would I have to get a gardener? - Yeah, you can get a gardener.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.9s

Is that the way it's supposed to work? I mean...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.4s

I can't think about it now. I'm going to Minneapolis.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.9s

No, I don't want it. I want it if you don't want it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.5s

I could take it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.3s

I mean, that's really insulting, to get the toe, isn't it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.2s

- In fact, get it out of here right now. - Excuse me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.9s

- What's it like? - I haven't seen it yet...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.9s

I want it if you don't want it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.4s

- So take it. - How can I take it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

- How can I take it? - It's your apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

One of them says, I got the front seat. I wanted it. I called it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

I am not taking it.