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Scrubs (2001) - S08E12 Drama

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J.D.: Now that Dr. Cox was the Chief of Medicine,

Scrubs (2001) - S08E12 Drama

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I'd become the guy everyone counted on

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to fight for the things the hospital needed.

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Yep. I was the one person who could get him to say...

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- No. - You need to hire a few more nurses.

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Look, Tammy, we don't have the money.

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If you want to go out and raise the cash yourself, feel free.

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Maybe you could sell your eggs to a fertility clinic,

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or sell that beard of yours to the Ridiculous Museum.

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Better yet, you could make a list of all the people that you drive insane,

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and tell them that, for a nominal fee, you'll never speak to them again.

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You, of course, offer them a monthly subscription

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at a reduced rate just to reel them in,

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and then after a while of you not talking to them,

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people will forget just how annoying you are,

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and they'll let their subscription run out

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and, bang, that's when you show up at their house,

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and you drive them insane all over again by speaking to them.

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And here's the kicker, when everyone's trying to re-subscribe,

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you lay it on them that the price is now quadruple!