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The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

2.7s

I'm so lucky that Jan and I only got to second base.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

1.1s

Get in the back, please.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

1.9s

We're in the same time zone.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

3.1s

So, Dwight's the top salesman in the company

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

1.7s

And always keep the power in the conversation.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

2s

Back in line. Thank you.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

3.4s

I'll make you kneel in cow manure and I'll abandon you in a beet field.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

1.4s

No, I think you're cutting in line.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

4.5s

Look, man, I was in a frat in college, so I know what you're doing. I get it.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

2.8s

I am going to plant my seed in you.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

1.4s

I'm gonna put everything in terms of real dollars.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

3.6s

I hold in my hand a beet seed. Take it.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

3s

And just as you have planted your seed in the ground,

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

3.7s

Establish time frames. Keep the phrase "real dollars" in their heads.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

3.2s

Oh, hey, I forgot something in my car. I'll be right back.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

2.7s

STANLEY: I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small,

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

2.3s

in which case, I won't hang out with Mose so much anymore.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

3.6s

Ryan, you don't have to wrestle him. Ryan, just get in the coffin.

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

2.3s

How are you gonna cook every meal of the day in one kitchen?

The Office (2005) - S03E05 Initiation

1.7s

This is not fair. It's gonna be in my head all day. Please.