Because she's rich.

That's the rich girl?

I want to party with rich people.

But that's the rich girl I'm trying to impress.

When you have friends, you're rich on the inside.

But we're rich in a way you will never understand.

Jerry, I don't think you know what truly rich is.

Well, I know what rich isn't, and I'm looking at it.

I guess what I learned this week is that you can be rich in friends or family or love, but the only thing that matters is being rich in money.

So you're going to ditch your friend just so you can go to some rich girl's party?

He wants me to come to his crummy poor party, but I want to go to a rich girl's party.

Look.

Soaps, detergents, cleansers, everything, all comparably priced to what you'd find at any neighborhood grocery store, but it takes four to six weeks to be delivered.

You say you don't want to work for anyone, and that's the beauty.

You work for yourself by working for me.

You see, I set up 10 managers.

who each set up 10 more managers, who each in turn establish a 10-manager management team, and we all split the profits.

Is this Amway?

No, it is not.

Well, then, why don't I just get a normal after-school job?