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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2.8s

- That kid's going to be called Soda. - I can tell you...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2.7s

I got a great name for our kids, a real original.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

3.4s

Boy. Oh, I miss the days when they made toys that could kill a kid.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

1.2s

Nice and loose?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

1.3s

And I write it down.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

3.4s

And the same goes for this. Okay?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2.6s

And then I put it in the bowl.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

1.7s

- And you give me the bill. - All right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

1.7s

And we love the name. It's very unusual.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

3.9s

It's much easier to be a bastard and just try and match the colours up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

4s

So, Carrie, you and Susan are cousins.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

1.9s

...and give half to each of you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2.3s

It's just that I know her. And, boy-

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

4.3s

And yet the bicycle can have only one rightful owner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2.2s

Is she wearing the same thing over and over again?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2.4s

- Maybe you squeezed it and turned it? - Why don't you...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2.5s

And they accept the compliment as if it was about them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

3.2s

And that's the job of clothes. To get compliments for us.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

4.4s

That is a Schwinn Sting-Ray. And it's the girls' model.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

3.5s

Roughly seven stitches a beating, and, eventually, seven years to life.