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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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I get those FAA reports directly.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...but it's a fact of life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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She is the most despicable woman I have ever met in my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Peter Jennings had one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Give me one hour.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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My nose, my nose. My kingdom for a nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- ...just came out of my mouth. - Wow. What did you say?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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And I know one other thing:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Unless you'd really like one, then...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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I'm getting tired of this. What do you say we play one for all the marbles?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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In my high school, half my graduating class had them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- It's my mom's. - Hello!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- My contention? - Your contention.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...I never could've dated her. She'd be out of my league with a smaller nose.

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It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- I didn't encourage. No encourage. - Peter Jennings had one?

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- I wanna get one. - I think it's a mistake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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One in particular came around about two years ago.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Too much salt in my diet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- Yeah. - Well, that's trouble, my friend.