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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I'm dead. I'm a dead man. That's it, I'm dead. I'm a dead man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...is that everybody you see on television is doing something better...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I just stood there. Remember Quayle when...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- I'm Donna. - Donna.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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No, I'm fine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Yes. I'm lactose intolerant.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Yesterday, I'm a volcano.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- Please, I'm serious. - Okay.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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When women smile, I don't know what it means.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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She's supposed to call me when she gets home.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Should've thought of that when you were eating cheese omelets...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I was supposed to call you when I got home.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...and I'm standing there, Maybe I'm putting too much ice in mine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I'm planning a Wednesday call.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Why? I love it when guys call me the next day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I'm sorry. I had no idea...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You know me. I'm a vault.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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When the guy came home, he went with him and switched the tape.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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That's exactly what I'm trying to avoid.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Hey, you two, I'm ready to go.