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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Well, that ought to keep you busy for a couple of days, huh?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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...it's kind of silly for us both to pull this thing all the way back up town.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Well, this is the first day of the rest of my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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...or dander of the equine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Well? We've been dating for three months...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Now, what we're looking for are motivated...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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-Nothing. -How much you want for it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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-What does that mean? -Nobody pays for everything.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Like his bag of cans, or his other bag of cans.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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But you can clear some of this stuff out of the way.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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It's the romance of the handsome cab without the guilt...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I thought those would be perfect for New York.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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-What's the value of the book? -About $200 Miss DeMooney.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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...out of possibly dozens who applied.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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You mean my crime of passion?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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It was a crime of passion.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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You defile one book, steal another, ask for your money back...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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They have an intimate knowledge of the street.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'm an old man. I'm confused. I thought I paid for it.