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Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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What for?

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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If I was running for office, I'd ask for the death penalty for double-parkers.

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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...for basic human decency.

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You're paying for these.

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...I'm the hit of the party.

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Get off of- Get off of me.

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We waited 15 minutes for this.

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Just waiting for the guy to pull out.

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Hey, anybody got change for a hundred?

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...and put a big plastic jug of Pepsi in the middle of the table.

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I love the smell of bakeries.

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And a black-and-white cookie for me.

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We been waiting 20 minutes for you people.

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You win the pennant with that trade. Hair for phlegm.

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...is actually lost through the top of the head.

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My osteopath says that it's bad for my spine.

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Yeah, you wanna trade your hair for some phlegm.

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- No. That's out of the question. - Why?

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- You're scared of Elaine? - Yes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S05E13 The Dinner Party

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...one giant leap for every whining, complaining SOB on the Earth.