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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I can't tell you how proud I am of myself for going with Ada.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...to canola oil for stadium popcorn.

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...to Bania for a cool 300.

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You were taking messages for your mother.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I'm going for total efficiency and ability.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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What are you all dressed up for?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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What are you all dressed up for?

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This- This isn't gonna work for me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Well, Miss Coggins, you're obviously qualified for the job.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Not that I was ever one for the sweets.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Can I talk to you for a second?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Can I talk to you for a second?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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And now someone's gonna be taking messages for me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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This woman's been in there for over an hour.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Kramer, I want my money back for this suit.

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I couldn't look at a doughnut for two years.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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And I think that the department of...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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They would've gone for the dish and the sure-fire sexual harassment suit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- Why'd you buy it for? - Why did I buy it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...and I will take you out for a nice dinner.